Pucks For Schmucks' 2013-14 Season Predictions

It's my favorite time of year. That time when I can say what I believe is going to happen, probably be terribly wrong, and laugh at myself at the end of the season. A time where I can try to peg teams for playoff spots and players for awards, and hopefully look smart doing it. For this year's predictions, I'm going to post mine, George Obremski's, and a sim of NHL 14, because who doesn't love how stupid those are?

Yours Truly:

Metropolitan Division:
1- Pittsburgh
2- NY Rangers
3- Washington
4- NY Islanders
5- Columbus
6- Philadelphia
7- Carolina
8- New Jersey

Atlantic Division:
1- Boston
2- Detroit
3- Ottawa
4- Toronto*
5- Montreal*
6- Tampa Bay
7- Florida
8- Buffalo

Central Division:
1- Chicago
2- St. Louis
3- Minnesota
4- Winnipeg
5- Dallas
6- Nashville
7- Colorado

Pacific Division:
1- Los Angeles
2- San Jose
3- Phoenix
4- Anaheim*
5- Vancouver*
6- Edmonton
7- Calgary

*- Wild Cards

Playoffs:
Pittsburgh over Montreal
NY Rangers over Washington
Boston over Toronto
Detroit over Ottawa
Chicago over Vancouver
St. Louis over Minnesota
Los Angeles over Anaheim
San Jose over Phoenix

Pittsburgh over NY Rangers
Detroit over Boston
Chicago over St. Louis
San Jose over Los Angeles

Detroit over Pittsburgh
Chicago over San Jose

Chicago over Detroit

Awards:
Stanley Cup Champions: Chicago Blackhawks
Clarence Campbell Bowl: Chicago Blackhawks
Prince of Wales Trophy: Detroit Red Wings
Presidents' Trophy: Chicago Blackhawks
Art Ross Trophy: Sidney Crosby
Hart Memorial Trophy: Sidney Crosby
James Norris Trophy: Erik Karlsson
Lady Byng Trophy: Martin St. Louis
Calder Trophy: Seth Jones
Conn Smythe Trophy: Patrick Kane
Vezina Trophy: Tuukka Rask
Jennings Trophy: Jonathan Quick
Masterton Trophy: Erik Karlsson
Selke Trophy: Patrice Bergeron
Rocket Richard Trophy: Steven Stamkos
Jack Adams Trophy: Dave Tippett

George Obremski:

Metropolitan Division:
1- Pittsburgh
2- NY Rangers
3- Philadelphia
4- Washington*
5- Carolina
6- Columbus
7- NY Islanders
8- New Jersey

Atlantic Division:
1- Boston
2- Montreal
3- Detroit
4- Ottawa*
5- Toronto
6- Tampa Bay
7- Buffalo
8- Florida

Central Division:
1- Chicago
2- St. Louis
3- Minnesota
4- Nashville
5- Winnipeg
6- Dallas
7- Colorado

Pacific Division:
1- Los Angeles
2- Anaheim
3- San Jose
4- Vancouver*
5- Edmonton*
6- Phoenix
7- Calgary

*- Wild Cards

Playoffs:
Pittsburgh over Washington
NY Rangers over Philadelphia
Boston over Ottawa
Detroit over Montreal
Chicago over Edmonton
St. Louis over Minnesota
Los Angeles over Vancouver
San Jose over Anaheim

NY Rangers over Pittsburgh
Boston over Detroit
St. Louis over Chicago
Los Angeles over San Jose

Boston over NY Rangers
Los Angeles over St. Louis

Boston over Los Angeles

Awards:
Stanley Cup Champions: Boston Bruins
Clarence Campbell Bowl: Los Angeles Kings
Prince of Wales Trophy: Boston Bruins
Presidents' Trophy: Chicago Blackhawks
Art Ross Trophy: Sidney Crosby
Hart Memorial Trophy: Steven Stamkos
James Norris Trophy: Ryan Suter
Lady Byng Trophy: Pavel Datsyuk
Calder Trophy: Valeri Nichushkin
Conn Smythe Trophy: Tuukka Rask
Vezina Trophy: Henrik Lundqvist
Jennings Trophy: Jonathan Quick/Ben Scrivens
Masterton Trophy: Steve Downie
Selke Trophy: Patrice Bergeron
Rocket Richard Trophy: Steven Stamkos
Jack Adams Trophy: Randy Carlyle

NHL 14:

Metropolitan Division:
1- New Jersey
2- Washington
3- Pittsburgh
4- Columbus*
5- NY Islanders*
6- Philadelphia
7- Carolina
8- NY Rangers

Atlantic Division:
1- Montreal
2- Ottawa
3- Boston
4- Detroit
5- Buffalo
6- Toronto
7- Florida
8- Tampa Bay

Central Division:
1- Chicago
2- Winnipeg
3- Nashville
4- Colorado*
5- St. Louis*
6- Dallas
7- Minnesota

Pacific Division:
1- Calgary
2- Edmonton
3- Vancouver
4- Phoenix
5- San Jose
6- Los Angeles
7- Anaheim

*- Wild Cards

Playoffs:
New Jersey over Columbus
Washington over Pittsburgh
Montreal over NY Islanders
Boston over Ottawa
Chicago over St. Louis
Winnipeg over Nashville
Calgary over Colorado
Edmonton over Vancouver

Washington over New Jersey
Boston over Ottawa
Chicago over Winnipeg
Edmonton over Calgary

Washington over Boston
Edmonton over Chicago

Edmonton over Washington

Awards:
Stanley Cup Champions: Edmonton Oilers
Clarence Campbell Bowl: Edmonton Oilers
Prince of Wales Trophy: Washington Capitals
Presidents' Trophy: Montreal Canadiens
Art Ross Trophy: Joe Thornton
Hart Memorial Trophy: Pavel Datsyuk
James Norris Trophy: Drew Doughty
Lady Byng Trophy: Henrik Zetterberg
Calder Trophy: Sven Baertschi
Conn Smythe Trophy: Devan Dubnyk
Vezina Trophy: Jonathan Quick
Jennings Trophy: Jonathan Quick
Masterton Trophy: Jeff Schultz
Selke Trophy: Pavel Datsyuk
Rocket Richard Trophy: Rick Nash